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301 The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy [Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering] Joey: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me. All: Did not, she did not wink at you... (sees that their sacred couch is occupied by strangers) . Chandler: Huh. (They all leave, dejected) Opening Credits [Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.] Ross: I have to say Tupolo Honey by Van Morrison. Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were. Phoebe: See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss. Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs? Phoebe: (singing) Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za. (Monica enters from her bedroom) Phoebe: Hi Monica! Ross: Hey Mon! Rachel: Hey Mon! (she just walks straight into the bathroom) Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all? Ross: Nope. Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row. Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so. Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is coming in from the bedroom] Chandler: Morning. Joey: Morning, hey, you made pancakes? Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that. Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey. Joey: (sarcastically) Good morning. Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me. Janice: Oh, I wish. Look, honey, you have that report to finish, and I gotta go see my lawyer. Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up. Janice: (laughs) I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, not without a kiss. Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay. Joey: (under his breath) Kiss her! Kiss her! Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey. Joey: B-bye Janice. So when ya' dumpin' her. Chandler: Nope, not this time. Joey: Come on, quite yankin' me. Chandler: I'm not yanking you. 301 301 （星际大战中的）莉亚公主（星际大战中的）莉亚公主 那个女孩一定在跟我使眼色 她才没有 你总是以为别人在跟你使眼色 我会认为是范莫里生的“陶此洛密糖” 不会吧 我会认为最浪漫的曲子是“俏郎君” 我觉得是艾尔顿强 帮演“妙管家”的家伙写的歌 那是什么歌? “抱紧我，年轻的汤尼丹佐” 莫妮卡 莫妮卡 天啊 她到底有没有睡觉? 没有 已经连续三个晚上了 从昨天起，她终于不哭了 但是她又在阳台发现 理查抽过的雪茄 好吧，这说明了为何我在 清晨两点接到一通电话 而我只能听到一些吱吱的声音 我就想“一定是老鼠或负鼠” 然后我就想，好吧… 老鼠或负鼠怎么会有钱打电话呢? 早 你做了松饼啊? 是。慊挂晕艺娴幕嶙瞿 摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆 我可以让188宝金博页面版男人开心了 早安，乔伊 早安 你干脆别去上班 跟我在一起就好了 是。溉绱 你有报告要做 而我得去见律师 我真不敢相信 我竟跟要离婚的女生约会 我真像个大人 我要走了… 给我个吻才能走 或者我就不亲你 这样你就会留下来 亲她！ 再见甜心，再见乔伊 再见，珍妮丝 你什么时候要甩掉她?