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501 The One After Ross Says Rachel 501 The One After Ross Says Rachel [Scene: Ross’ s Wedding, continued from last season, the Minister is about to marry Ross and Emily. ] Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross. . . Ross: I Ross. . . Minister: Take thee, Emily. . . Ross: Take thee, Rachel. . . (All his friends have looks of shock on their faces. He realizes what he said. Quickly he says. ) Emily. (A slight chuckle. ) Emily. Minister: (Looking and feeling awkward. he looks towards Emily. ) Uhh. . . Shall I go on? Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there? Emily: Yes, yes, do go on. Minister: I think we’ d better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross… Ross: I, Ross… Minister: Take thee, EM-I-LY… Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like there’ d be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him. ) Minister: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till death parts us. Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her. ) Minister: May I have the rings? (He is given the rings) Emily, place this ring on Ross’ s finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting. (She jams the ring onto his finger) Ross, place this ring in Emily’ s hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever. Ross: Happy too. Minister: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife. Ross: Yay! Minister: You may kiss the bride. (He goes to kiss her, but she isn’ t very receptive of the kiss. She keeps avoiding him, until Ross finally gets to kiss her on her cheek. )Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian. (The band starts to play, and the recessional starts. Ross tries to take Emily’ s hand, but she snatches it away from him. ) Emily: Just keep smiling. Ross: Okay. Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah. Chandler: It could’ ve been worse, he could’ ve shot her. (Ross and Emily make it to the lobby. ) 501 罗斯说漏嘴以后 亲友们， 今天我们很高兴 能分享罗斯与艾蜜莉结合的喜悦 现在， 罗斯请跟着我复述 我， 罗斯 要迎娶艾蜜莉 要迎娶瑞秋 艾蜜莉 还要继续吗? 他说"瑞秋"， 对吗? 我应该站上去吗? 是的， 请继续 我想我们重来吧 罗斯， 请覆颂 我， 罗斯 要迎娶"艾-蜜-莉" 要迎娶艾蜜莉 这里又没别人 成为我合法妻子 无论病痛 至死不渝 成为我合法妻子 无论病痛 至死不渝 我真的会， 艾蜜莉 戒指 艾蜜莉， 请给罗斯带上戒指 代表两人从此合为一体 罗斯， 请给艾蜜莉带上戒指 代表两人永无止尽的爱 乐意之至 罗斯与艾蜜莉已经宣示 我很高兴在此宣布他们成为夫妻 你可以亲吻新娘 这比他娶那个同性恋更糟 保持微笑 好吧 一切还好啊 可以更糟， 他可以拿枪杀了她 刚才真是有趣， 对不? 你毁了一切 拜托. . . 根本是恶梦一场 麻烦小声一点. . . 外面都是188宝金博页面版亲友