1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss 1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss1001 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss [Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's [Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.] Monica:Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a t turnurn- -on.You wanna...? on.You wanna...? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)(plays with her finger on Chandlers chest) Chandler:Chandler: You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired. Monica:Monica: I'll put a pillowcase over my head.I'll put a pillowcase over my head. Chandler:Chandler: You're on!You're on! (they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)Ross's room) Phoebe:Phoebe: Hey!Hey! Monica:Monica: What's up?What's up? Phoebe:Phoebe: Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's Well, okay, Mike's taking a shower, which by the way there's no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want...no law against. And then we're gonna grab some food, so if you want... (there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct (there's a door slamming in Ross's room, and some indistinct murmuringmurmuring) ) Ross:Ross: ... finally...... finally... Phoebe:Phoebe: Is that Ross?Is that Ross? Monica:Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls. Phoebe:Phoebe: Sounds like he's with someone.Sounds like he's with someone. Chandler:Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I heard him do pushHe could be alone. This morning I heard him do push- -ups, and then talk to his triceps.and then talk to his triceps. Monica:Monica: W Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone ait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.else in there with him. (they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's (they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear what's being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.)being said. We move to Ross's room where he and Charlie are kissing.) Charlie:Charlie: Ooh... Dr. Geller!Ooh... Dr. Geller! Ross:Ross: God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to God, you're amazing... I didn't even have to askme that.me that. Monica:Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!Oh my God, that's Charlie! Chandler:Chandler: She's cheating on Joey with Ross!She's cheating on Joey with Ross! Phoebe:Phoebe: Oh that tart... floozy... giant...Oh that tart... floozy... giant... Monica:Monica: I'm not sure about this.I'm not sure about this. Phoebe:Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. ThYeah, you're right. This is none of our business.is is none of our business. Monica:Monica: No I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything. No I'm not sure that it's the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!Someone get me a glass! Phoebe:Phoebe: Oh, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on Oh, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.my friend. Rachel:Rachel: (through wall)(through wall) Ooh... I Ooh... I loveloveBarbados! (Phoebe sta(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. rts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.) Joey:Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!Rachel:Rachel: I know, I'm her!I know, I'm her! (they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica)(they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica) PhoPhoebe:ebe: (whispering)(whispering) Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!!Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!!! Monica:Monica: What?What? ups, ask you to call you to call Barbados! I'm kissing Rachel! 1001 1001 乔伊亲了瑞秋之后乔伊亲了瑞秋之后 噢，你用乒乓球打败噢，你用乒乓球打败Mike你想要„„那个吗？你想要„„那个吗？ 呃，我是想，不过我有点累了呃，我是想，不过我有点累了 我会用枕套把头包住的。我会用枕套把头包住的。 那来吧！那来吧！ 嗨！嗨！ 有事吗？有事吗？ MikeMike在冲凉，在冲凉， 顺便说一下，我们还没有做那个顺便说一下，我们还没有做那个...我想去吃点东西，所以如果你们也想„„我想去吃点东西，所以如果你们也想„„ 那是那是RossRoss吗？吗？ 是。敲嫫魄绞裁瓷舳及蛔。是。敲嫫魄绞裁瓷舳及蛔。 好象有人和他一起。好象有人和他一起。 应该没有吧，应该没有吧， 今天早上我听见他做俯卧撑，今天早上我听见他做俯卧撑， 后来还跟他的三头肌说话。后来还跟他的三头肌说话。 等等，我想等等，我想PhoebePhoebe是对的。是对的。 我也听见有人和他在一齐。我也听见有人和他在一齐。 盖勒博士！盖勒博士！ 天呐，太不可思议了„„天呐，太不可思议了„„ 我刚想让你这样称呼我呢。我刚想让你这样称呼我呢。 噢，天呐，是噢，天呐，是CharlieCharlie！他背着乔伊和罗斯乱搞！他背着乔伊和罗斯乱搞！ 噢，那个尖酸刻薄的„„大„„荡妇„„噢，那个尖酸刻薄的„„大„„荡妇„„ 我不应该这样我不应该这样 对，你是对的。这根本不关我们的事。对，你是对的。这根本不关我们的事。 不，我应该找个方法好好的偷听。不，我应该找个方法好好的偷听。 给我个玻璃杯！给我个玻璃杯！ 噢，我不会那么做的。噢，我不会那么做的。 我不会偷听我朋友的。我不会偷听我朋友的。 噢„„我爱巴巴多斯！噢„„我爱巴巴多斯！ 噢„„我不敢相信我在吻你。噢„„我不敢相信我在吻你。 我在吻瑞秋。∥以谖侨鹎锇。 我知道，我就是她！我知道，我就是她！ 瑞秋和乔伊！是瑞秋和乔伊。。∪鹎锖颓且粒∈侨鹎锖颓且粒。。 什么？什么？ 过来这边！过来这边！ 唔„„唔„„ 哇！哇！ 噢，天呐，我喜欢这些薄墙！噢，天呐，我喜欢这些薄墙！ 谢谢。谢谢。 嘿，之前你说我们是不可能的，为什么又嘿，之前你说我们是不可能的，为什么又改变主意了？改变主意了？ 之前这样说是因为罗斯之前这样说是因为罗斯...Mike真的太帅了。真的太帅了。 ... ！ ...
