601 The One After Vegas 601 The One After Vegas [Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.] Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married! Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this? (Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!) Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.) Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.) (They storm out into the street.) Rachel: Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay! (She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.) Monica: Whoa! Chandler: Oh my God! Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Phoebe: Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.) (Chandler and Monica are stunned again.) Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!! (Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.) Attendant: (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel! Phoebe: (to her) Hey! Don’t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.) Chandler: Hey! Joey: Hey! Monica: What are you guys doing here? Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn’t that why you guys are here? Chandler: Yes! Well that-yes. Monica: Why else would we be here? Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it? Chandler: We actually missed it. Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn’t have had you (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel! Monica: This is insane! Phoebe: What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage. Chandler: What?! Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas. Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere. Phoebe: (shocked) Really?! Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh my God!—Eh! Well… Opening Credits {Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…} [Scene: Rachel’s hotel room, she’s waking up with a horrendous hangover.] Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.) (Suddenly, there’s movement beside her, startling her. It’s Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.) Ross: Why are we in bed together? Rachel: I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on? Ross: (checks) Yeah. Rachel: Really?! Ross: No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur. Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot. Okay! 就这么着! 我们要结婚了! 你确定你愿意吗? Well. 你好, Ross太太! Well, 你好, Rachel先生! 等等! Okay! Whoa! Oh my God! 快点Pheebs! 快! 快! 快! 快! Okay! Okay! Okay! Oh my God!! 所有人都要结婚吗?!! 不要在教堂里跑! Hey! 别给我讲你们那些. . . Hey! Hey! 你们来这干吗? Ross和Rachel留了口信说， 他们要结婚! 你们不是为这事来吗? 是的! 那-是的. 还会有别的原因吗? Well! 都发生什么了?! 我们错过了 吗? 实际上我们也错过了. Well, 如果能在教堂里跑的话就不会了! 这也太疯狂了! 没什么大不了的, y' know? 这也不算真正结婚. 什么?! Yeah, 要是你在Vegas结婚, 你就只是在Vegas时算已婚. 你说什么呢? 要是你在Vegas结婚 你在哪都是已婚. 真的?! 当然! Ohhh! 我们怎么会在一张床上? 不知道. 你-你身上有衣服吗? 有. 真的?! 没! 但我们没做爱, 是吗? 我是说, 昨晚的事我记不清了, 简直就是：黄. Oh! 我记得笑! 我可笑的够多的. 我们也没做爱. Ohh, 我们醉得可以. 但很庆幸我们没做什么蠢事.
